Ogre Life Ain't Easy
Ogre Life Ain't Easy
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't easy being the Head Ogre of an ogrecompany. He's got mountains of paperwork to deal with, meetings with annoying fairies, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting.
To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his fancy pants. Another day, another sack of ogre rupees.
Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Marshland Melodies > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the swamps , life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to feel the breeze . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the croaking frogs and the whispering wind . It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need someone to save me. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm convinced he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his here jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, come quick!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not stomping around, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.
- The meme game is weak without him
- That sweet, sweet internet validation fuels him
- Don't anger the meme lord
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at heavy rain all the whole darn time with temperatures in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that swamp critter watchin' in.
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